The Story of Agent Steal

Office of Procurement

The Story of Agent Steal

File No. 47-A76 Active Program Level: Internal
The Story of Agent Steal — Office of Procurement

What Agent Steal Does

Agent Steal will pilfer almost anything. Candy Bars, Jackets, Shoes, Documents, Your Identity and even a basket of Bibles. It doesn’t really matter as long as he takes something from you.

The key to being a good Agent is doing what you’re told — a key trait of GangStalkers — and this is why Agent Steal works for The Office of Procurement. This Office works primarily to frustrate, annoy, obtain for information — monetary resell or to create a sell. But mainly it’s to fuck witcha. Therein lies the appeal of The Office of Procurement and why like no other, this is Agent Steal’s greatest joy in life.

Who Gets Recruited

It takes a certain type of narcissistic personality to work for this Office. Recruits can come from any age but mainly the newborns. From there who knows where you can go. Your career trajectory is limitless. This is how the Office grabs you and this is why they start so young. It’s the possibilities of the future for that and the lack of one for their targets.

It is for this reason, Agent Steal has to be crafty. This is the only Agent in this division where you can have never seen him/her take anything, or to be around them to even pick up on who they might be. To be a GangStalker, this alone is a great feat because most of the other Agents outside this department find it very hard not to let you know it’s them.

What the Office Really Wants

The Office of Procurement benefits not only in monetary and in securing their Cons, but when it comes to this type of procurement it’s about securing the psychologies of their employees and the targets. So it’s not mainly about Candy, Jackets, Family documents etc. It’s about taking.

You get them used to taking. You tell them what to take while telling them who to take it from. It becomes easy. And when Agent Steal gets flippantly used to taking things and not think nothing of it, then the next step is to participate in taking the Target’s life. Because that’s how the Office sees it and that’s how they grow the young minds of their recruits until life to them is just things they’ve already taken.

Now You Know

To them Death is a paycheck and besides, if they’ve already taken everything from you, why are you still living anyway?

Agent Dossier

Designation Agent Steal
Division Office of Procurement
Primary Function Theft of property, identity, documents, and psychological stability
Recruitment Age Any — primarily targets newborns and young recruits
Detectability Lowest in division — rarely seen taking, rarely identified
End Game Once conditioned to take everything — the target’s life becomes the next item on the list
Status Active

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