Get The Head Start On Snitches

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Snitches can’t live without you.

Shut them down as quick as possible.

Be Polite.
Be Cordial.

Answer with yes and no if you answer at all. They will try to get you to elaborate. Don’t.

Yes.
No.
That’s It!

Stare Straight Ahead.

While they riddle you with questions.

Man staring straight ahead with sunglasses — don't respond to snitches

Don’t
Respond.

They Will Goad You.

Because you ain’t participating in their sweet talk. They need a reaction to write down later.

I got to be a PHD to talk to you?

Always Be Prepared.

Be ready for strangers who want to talk but don’t appear to like you. Odd, but that’s the pattern.

They all about be there & get that check!

Shut it down. Stay ahead. Stay free.

Get The Head Start On Snitches

Snitches you can live without them, but they can’t live without you. Warning: this will be painful to the Snitch, but you have to shut them down as quick as possible.

Be polite. Be cordial. Answer with yes and no if you answer at all. They will try to get you to elaborate. Don’t. That’s what they will write down or refer to later.

Stare straight ahead while they riddle you with questions. Don’t respond. They will goad you because you ain’t participating in their sweet talk.

Always be prepared to be approached by strangers who want to talk but don’t appear to like you. The Snitch is never up for a Golden Globe — they’re all about being there and getting that check.